Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
01/22/2014 at 04:05 • Filed to: None

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So I missed my jury duty report date. They scheduled it at 8:45 AM Tuesday, a time when I'm 45 minutes into class...70 miles away. So there was no physical way I could report in any shape or form or even check on my postponement. I'll give them a call tomorrow.

But if they do put out a warrant on me, well, here's how I'll be getting away.

Bonus: What do you call a VW driver who's just lost in a pink slip race? Forfeit-nügen.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Squid > promoted by the color red
01/22/2014 at 04:45

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I thought it was junior. . .


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > promoted by the color red
01/22/2014 at 10:43

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Shouldn't you have taken care of that before the scheduled date?


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
01/22/2014 at 11:36

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They tell you when to show up 4:30 Friday of. The office closes at 4:30 and reopens at 8 AM Tuesday, or the day I'm supposed to show up.

It doesn't really matter now, as my postponement made it through anyways. No need to run from the cops.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > promoted by the color red
01/22/2014 at 11:39

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Odd. I get notices well in advance. Seems like a pretty lousy way of getting jury members.